49 Funny Hot Weather Quotes

Funny Hot Weather Quotes

Laugh away the heat with our collection of 49 funny hot weather quotes! From witty one-liners to hilarious observations, these quotes will have you smiling and nodding along. Beat the heat with humor and enjoy the sunshine with a smile. Read on for some temperature-related laughter!

Dear summer, stop showing off. We know you’re hot!

I'm not sure what's more uncomfortable: the heat or my electricity bill from running the AC nonstop.

I'm starting to think that instead of an air conditioner, I need a personal cloud that follows me around and sprays me with cold mist.

In the summer, I become a professional at finding shade wherever I go.

Summer is the season when walking barefoot becomes an Olympic sport.

 

In this hot weather, I'm melting faster than the ice in my drink.

The only thing that's hotter than this weather is my desire to stay indoors with the air conditioning on full blast.

 

Hot weather is the time when your car feels like an oven, and you become a roasted chicken.

 

I'm so hot, I feel like I could fry an egg on the sidewalk. But let's not waste a good egg!

 

The heat index is somewhere in between OMG and WTF.

It’s so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.

I don't need a beach body; I need a body that doesn't melt in the heat.

 

The heatwave has turned me into a literal hot mess. Send help, and preferably a cold towel.

The heat is like a bad sunburn; it's painful, uncomfortable, and makes me regret not using sunscreen.

 

I'm sweating so much, I could supply the world with salt for the next century.

Summer is the time when the sun laughs at your attempts to wear makeup.

If hell has a climate, it must be similar to this.

In this weather, my fashion sense goes out the window. It's all about survival and finding the closest shade.

 

I'm so hot, I feel like I could be the star of my own reality show: 'Surviving the Summer Heat.

I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket.

The best thing about a heatwave is  constantly having the illusion you’re getting exercise.

 

I gotta get my life together. This damn heat made me realize I can’t go to hell.

In the summer, the days are long, and the sweat is longer.

Summer: the season where your body is 90% sunscreen and 10% ice cream.

Summer is the time when laziness finds respectability.
-Sam Keen

At this point, I'm pretty sure my body is made up of at least 50% ice cream.

Summertime is always the best of what might be.
-Charles Bowden

Ah, summer! The weather is hot, but the ice cream is cold. It's all about balance.

 

I can handle the heat, but I can't handle the humidity. My hair has its own weather system.

Summer is the season when the air conditioner becomes my new best friend.

In the summer, the sun is like that clingy friend who follows you everywhere.

Summer is the time when the air feels like it's giving you a warm, sweaty hug.

Hot weather: the ultimate test of your deodorant's loyalty.

 

Summer is the time when your sunglasses become your best fashion accessory.

Hot weather is the perfect excuse to wear flip-flops and pretend you're on a tropical vacation.

Summer: the season when you can't leave your house without being attacked by mosquitoes.

 

In the summer, it's not about the destination; it's about finding the nearest air-conditioned room.

 

In the summer, my makeup routine consists of sunscreen and a hope for the best.

 

Summer is the season when you can fry an egg on the sidewalk and bake cookies in your car.

Hot weather is the perfect excuse to wear the shortest shorts and the wildest prints.

 

In the summer, my hair has its own agenda. It's a rebel with a mind of its own.

Hot weather is the perfect excuse to drink cocktails with little umbrellas all day long.

 

I'm not sweating, I'm just experiencing an extreme case of dehydration.

Summer is the season when I become best friends with my freezer. Ice cubes, anyone?

Hot weather is the time when your makeup melts faster than an ice cream cone in the sun.

 

Hot weather is the time when the sun gives free hugs, whether you want them or not.

 

In the summer, my motivation to do anything productive is on vacation, just like me.

 

Hot weather is the perfect excuse to have a fan permanently attached to your face.

It's so hot, I'm pretty sure the sun has decided to take up permanent residence in my backyard.

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