60 Funny Good Morning Quotes

Funny Good Morning Quotes

Starting your day with a good laugh can set a positive and joyful tone for the rest of your day. Here are 60 funny good morning quotes that will bring a smile to your face and brighten your mornings:

 

I don't always wake up early, but when I do, it's usually by mistake.

 

Good morning! I woke up feeling powerful. Then I realized it was just my hair standing on end.

 

I'm not a morning person. I'm not an evening person either. Can I just be a nap person?

 

Good morning! Let the stress begin, and the coffee kick in.

  

Good morning! I don't always wake up cheerful, but when I do, I'm usually dreaming.

 

I don't need a wake-up call; I need a restraining order against mornings.

  

Good morning! My morning exercise routine consists of stretching my patience.

  

Good morning! I would tell you my morning routine, but it mostly involves hitting snooze.

 

Rise and shine! It's a new day, which means new opportunities to make hilarious mistakes.

 

Good morning! Mornings are like math problems. I'm not a fan of either.

  

Good morning! Just remember, if you're too lazy to follow your dreams, go back to bed.

Good morning! If each morning I'm one step closer to my dreams, then I must be sleepwalking.

 

Good morning! Mornings are a cruel reminder that the world doesn't revolve around our need for more sleep.

 

 I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me up.

 

Good morning! The snooze button is not your friend. Don't be fooled by its sweet promises.

  

Good morning! My morning routine consists of hitting snooze and dreaming of a life where mornings don't exist.

 

Good morning! Don't worry, I won't judge your morning hair as long as you don't judge mine.

 

Good morning! Don't let the morning win, just hit the snooze button and pretend.

Good morning! I'm not saying I hate mornings, but if mornings had a face, I'd probably punch it.

 

Rise and shine, my friend! Today is a gift, so let's unwrap it with a smile.

 

Good morning! May your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.

 

Good morning! Let's start the day with a positive thought: I haven't punched anyone yet.

 

Witty and Humorous Good Morning Quotes:

Good morning! I'm not a morning person, but if you bring me coffee, I can pretend.

 

Good morning! I need coffee before I can be a functional human.

 

I'm not a morning person, but if mornings started later, I could be convinced.

 

Good morning! Some mornings I wake up and think, 'Nah, I'm good, let's try again tomorrow.

Good morning! Happiness is waking up and realizing it's still the weekend.

 

Good morning! If each day is a gift, can I return Monday?

 

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be like Fridays.

 

Good morning! I'm not a morning person until the afternoon.

Good morning! Don't worry, coffee understands your mood without judging.

 

Good morning! The only thing stopping me from being a morning person is the morning itself.

 

Good morning! Mornings are like Mondays dressed in their Sunday best.

 

Good morning! Coffee, because sleeping through the alarm is a talent.

 

Good morning! Mornings: proof that miracles can happen. Like me actually waking up on time.

Rise and shine! But if shining isn't your thing, just rise and find a comfortable spot to nap.

 

Rise and shine! But if shining isn't your thing, just rise and make weird faces at yourself in the mirror.

 

Good morning! If mornings had a snooze button, I'd probably never wake up.

 

Rise and shine! But if shining isn't your thing, just rise and make yourself a cup of coffee.

 

Good morning! Mornings: because the world needed a way to make coffee necessary for survival.

 

Good morning! Mornings are like Mondays in disguise, trying to ruin your weekend vibe.

 

I woke up this morning and realized I'm too blessed to be stressed...until I looked at my phone.

 

Rise and shine! Just kidding, I'm not even fully awake yet.

 

I don't need an alarm clock. My kids jumping on my bed are enough to wake the dead.

 

Good morning! Let's start the day with a smile and end it with a nap.

 

Good morning! I need coffee before I can be held accountable for my words and actions.

 

Good morning! I'm not a morning person. Please speak quietly and offer coffee.

 

If mornings had a snooze button, I would probably slap it...repeatedly.

 

Waking up early is like a crime against sleep. I plead not guilty.

 

Good morning! If I had a dollar for every time I hit the snooze button, I'd be rich in sleep.

Good morning! My morning routine: 1% brushing teeth, 99% searching for motivation.

Rise and shine! Or rise and pretend to be shining...fake it till you make it!

I woke up this morning with a mission: to find my snooze button.

Good morning! My morning exercise routine involves stretching my imagination to come up with excuses for not working out.

Good morning! Life is short, so take a moment to appreciate the snooze button.

 

I woke up this morning and asked myself, 'Is it really morning or just a bad dream?

 

Some mornings, I wake up and wonder why the alarm clock is yelling at me. Then I remember it's Monday.

These funny good morning quotes are sure to brighten your day and bring a smile to your face. Share them with your loved ones and start your mornings with laughter. Remember, a good laugh is the perfect way to kickstart a great day!