75 Quotes On Fb That Will Get Likes

Quotes On Facebook That Will Get Likes

When people try their hardest to be offended by a tweet that wasn`t even meant for them.

Facebook always asks me "What`s on your mind? and most of the times, I just copy & paste from others mind..

We all have that one family member who comments on and likes every thing u do on Facebook

 

Is it just me, or does having family members as friends on Facebook limit the things that you can say.

 

On Facebook we`re all friends but outside we don`t even say hi.

 

You know it's awkward when your parents send friend request to all your friends.

I'm only liking your status to let you know that I read it so you won't try to tell me about it later. 

 

Liking a status because you`re secretly trying to send someone a message.

 

Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

 

I wonder if someone will ever knock on my door and say, "Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, may I come in?"

 

Facebook rule: If I’m not in it, don’t tag me in your photo.

 

That feeling of satisfaction when your comment gets more `likes` then the status.

 

Some girls need to invest in a diary rather than telling it all to Facebook.

 

May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

 

A Facebook study found that if someone " likes" your status from 2 or more weeks ago, they`re stalking you..

 

That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook..

 

My Facebook addiction has gotten to the point where I look for the `LIKE` button on all my e-mails.

That awkward moment when someone isn`t texting you back and then you see them update their status from Mobile..

 

That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.

 

Before Facebook, I never realized so many people had birthdays...

 

I`ll look back embarrassingly on old posts and think about how stupid and childish I was 2 days ago.

    

Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I'm texting.. 

    

When you first joined Facebook you never thought this shit would be this addictive..

 

Admit it, you should be doing something else important right now, but you came to facebook instead.

 

Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.

 

Facebook should allow you to automatically un-friend your Ex from all of your friends.

 

Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything. 

 

Funny how one status message can make 20 people think you are talking about them.

 

Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking "What the hell was I doing"

 

That awkward moment when people think your Facebook status was about them.... It wasn`t...

    

Admit it you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion .

 

Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math book.

    

Between Facebook texting, tweeting and email, I haven’t spoken a word in the last 3 years.

    

No one is as ugly as their drivers license picture, or as good-looking as their Facebook profile picture.

 

The awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.

 

 Facebook Related Statuses..

If Facebook had a dislike button, I would have lots of enemies

 

That annoying moment when you post a funny status and there`s that one person who ruins it by sayin something serious.

 

is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.

 

Facebook lets you know what everyones bathroom looks like.

    

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook, not everyone wants to see you Happy..

    

If people have a problem with u, always remember, it is Their problem.

 

Don’t worry if you can’t remember what happened, Facebook will forever.

 

If you need to cry just use a tissue, not your Facebook status.

 

When you take a good selfie but no one is online to see it..
*pushes back selfie release date*

 

That awkward moment when you don`t know how to respond to a comment on Facebook, so you just Like It instead.

 

Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on Facebook.

I wish Facebook would notify me when people remove me as their friend, that way I can Like it.

 

Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers. The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords..

Seeing a status update and wondering if it`s about you, but not having the courage to ask.

 

In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.

 

My iphone battery can last longer than most relationships on Facebook.

 

It`s raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don`t own a window.

 

 Facebook Status Messages

There`s a special place in Hell reserved for people who use hashtags on their Facebook statuses.

 

Facebook is just like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don`t know.

 

That awkward moment when you add a new profile picture and someone likes your old one.

 

I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game #requests.

 

I need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.

    

Thinks that Facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?

    

I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.

When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People.. 

If Facebook ever shuts down, you`ll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming `Do you like this? DO YOU?

 

Without Facebook, I probably wouldn`t have wished you a happy birthday.

 

I have a life outside Facebook I just can`t remember my password for it...

 

On Facebook a guy can post "I love my girl". And that will get all his numerous girlfriends excited.

 

That awkward moment when people delete there comments on facebook so you look like your talking to yourself.

 

Nothing moves faster than a girl un tagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat.

 

That awkward moment when someone you really hate send you a friend request..

 

Facebook is now like home, if I don`t come back in 24 hours it means either I am lost, dead, sick or had an accident.

That awkward moment when you say "Hey" to someone on Facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How rude.    

 

Don`t assume my status are about you. But if you`re affected then that must mean you`re guilty of something..

 

When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone`s profile, we`re all screwed.