Smart Status Quotes
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
When you change your thoughts, remember to also change your world.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put some sunglasses on.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
Life has got all those twists and turns. You've got to hold on tight and off you go.
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.
It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.
If you came to work late, you should at least try to leave it earlier.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back..
The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.
Not having the best situation, but seeing the best in your situation is the key to happiness.
To lead the people, walk behind them.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever...
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