Work status quotes

Work status quotes

I work to buy a car to go to work.

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it.

I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

 The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Always Do Small Things With Great Love.

Don't be irreplaceable if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

Right or ‪Wrong doesn’t ‪‎exist.. When u have a ‪‎Confidence.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed

Sometimes It Takes A Good Fall To Really Know Where You Stand.

Life is scary at least the salary is funny.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Let’s spend countless hours preparing for a meeting that will be delayed, canceled, or misrepresented.

Small Daily Improvements Are The Key To Staggering Long Term Results.

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

The Harder You Work, The Luckier You Get.

Life doesn’t give you what you want. It gives you what you work for.

Hard Work Doesn’t Guarantee Success, But Improves Its Chances.

Everyone has a will to win but very few have the will to prepare to win.

Work quotes funny sarcastic

Some people at your job may not like you but you’re there to make money not friends.

When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

Some people work harder at getting the office temperature right than they do at their actual job.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an Azz hle that works less but gets more.

My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I should get an award for how I’ve managed to not punch you in the face every time I see you.

In every company there is an askh*le a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.

I don’t always tolerate stupid people, But when I do, I’m probably at work