Nice facebook statuses 2022

Nice facebook statuses

Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. Then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.

They say to dream big but did they say for how long?

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive. It`s leadership.

Remember that happiness is a way of travel .. not a destination.

Just deleted 10 friends .. Are you next?

The wise never marry. And when they do, they become otherwise.

Wow.. You`re photos really don`t look like you in real life. Maybe you`ve edited them too much?

You`re like the stars, you shine so bright. But it`s not easy to reach you.

Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe.

The Awkward moment when you get no likes so you delete your post ..

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"..."aww u remembered my birthday?ofcourse!, LOL Facebook told me!"

Everyone calls you by your name, but only one person can make it sound special.

whoever thinks money doesn`t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account

I'm always right about the stuff I want to be wrong about.

Putting on glasses is like switching from 240p to 1080p.

That instant smile when the person you wanted to text you, texts you.

Dark night + Heavy rain + Coldness + Nice blanket = Perfect sleep <3

people miss you either when you looking good or doing good.

is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.

Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It"

Facebook always asks me "What`s on your mind? and most of the times, I just copy & paste from others mind..

That moment when the person you miss, randomly texts you.

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

Do you have a map because i get lost in your eyes.

It takes ten times as long to put yourself together as it does to fall apart.

Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

Like this status and I will share our favorite memory on your wall.

Seeing a status update and wondering if it`s about you, but not having the courage to ask.

it`s amazing how that one person can either make your day or ruin it in seconds

I believe in luck.. how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

no matter what you do on the computer you always end up on twitter or facebook. 

When you are thankful for what you have, you are always rewarded with more.

Your real friends write on your Facebook wall when its Not Your Birthday.

If you were a facebook status, I would Like you. And if you were a tweet, I would Retweet U.. 

The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk or all three.

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it. Right is right, even if no one is doing it.

A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.

If you are lonely, close all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?

Before the camera was invented, nobody had ever really seen what they looked like with their eyes closed.

Facebook... Why am I so addicted to you?

Don’t worry if you can’t remember what happened, Facebook will forever.

The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.

I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.

A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your own pointless dramas over and over again.

says that all of his true friends will like this status. Are you his true friend?

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Facebook, I understand completely.

Life is like a Roller coaster, it has it`s ups and downs, but remember the downs don`t last as long as the ups..

If you treat someone like a celebrity then you`ll only be treated like a fan.

Before Facebook, I never realized so many people had birthdays..

I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile :)

Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that`s it. 

" LOL " is the new way of saying " I really have nothing to say.

 Are you okay? Yeah..Just tired.The biggest lie in history.

A memory is a photograph taken by the heart.

Everything is so much more funny, when you have someone to laugh with.

People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.

The secret of being a great man having a great woman who supports you all the time.

We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.

You should write a book on, how to ruin someones perfect day.

I used to be normal but then i met those idiots i call my best friends.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone`s profile, we`re all screwed.

Listen to your heart, it may be on your left, but it is always right.

I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I’m older, it sucks.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Don`t lie to people, unless you are absolutely sure that they`ll never find out the truth.

Remember, don`t dwell on the trials in life. Focus on the blessings in your life.

The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter.

People come and go, but life is simply about seeing who cares enough to stay.

blocking people on social media is such a gratifying feeling

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become actions at any moment.

I got to show you who I`m talking about, let`s get on facebook.