Funny Stalker Quotes for Facebook

Stalking my facebook quotes

People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.

Oh, you liked my picture from four months ago? You obviously weren`t stalking me..

 friend request accepted.. Let the stalking begin.

Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook stalking never updates anything.

 No, I didn`t stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself.

 The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago...

That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.

You may call it stalking. But it's just admiring someone without their knowledge.

There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.

Stalk me all you want, I still won’t like you.

It’s not called stalking. It’s just called following you.

I’m not stalking I prefer the term close range people watching.

When someone likes your status that you shared about a week ago and you think to yourself, They must stalk me.

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like Facebook in real life.

facebook is boring when the person you want to be online is not ..

That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE.

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.

I’m not a stalker, I want to make sure you’re okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.

Women never stalk men; they just research them intensely.

Based on psychological study, a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are a stalker.

There’s a fine line between love and stalking.

 Log into facebook, look at notifications, talk to friends, scroll down the newsfeed, stalk Profiles & log out.