Best short status lines

Best short status lines

Life is onetime offers use it well.

I walk slowly, but I never walk backward.

To be a good loser is to learn how to win

People come and go…the best will stay.

Someone else is happy with less than what you have.

I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.

Take care of Your Status, don’t be care taker of My Status.

Don't judge people the way they look, diamonds come from charchole.

People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.

A good life is a collection of happy memories.

The best way to predict the future is to create it

Always Stand For What Is Right, Even If You Are Standing Alone.

 I was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive.

When in doubt, just take the next small step.

The greatest remedy for anger is delay.

Everything is okay in the end, if it’s not ok, then it’s not the end.

Life is short, make sure to spend it happily.

It's up to you to find beauty in the ugliest of days.

A champion is someone who gets up, even when he can’t.

Calling for help, doesn’t necessarily mean you are weak.

It’s Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

Relationship Status.. Looking for a WiFi connection.

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Money doesn’t bring happiness, but shopping does.

Rules are made to be break.

Positive anything is better than negative thinking.

You must do the thing you think you cannot do.

Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight.

If a stranger offers you a piece of candy…take two…

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Does anybody know how to disable the auto-correct feature on my wife?

Fall in love Visit both heaven and hell for the price of one ;)

The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.

Only brain is works more… if you use it more.

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.

She will definitely call u “Honey” when she needs money.

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

Life is too short to skip a day without smiling.

You won’t know if you will win, if you don’t begin.

Defeat your enemies with your success.

The simplest form of gratitude is joy.

You never understand it until you experience it.

Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime. 

If you believe in yourself, things are possible.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

Trying not to act suspicious when passing police even though you're innocent..

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

Enjoy your life there’s is plenty of time to be dead.

We all came equal into this life, and we all shall leave equally.

One hello, can change your love life forever.

Work until you don’t  have to introduce yourself .

In life you create yourself, not find yourself.

Every great achievement was once considered impossible.

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.