18 Latest Whatsapp status

 18 Latest Whatsapp status

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. 

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

That moment when a bird hits your window…..God is playing angry birds.

Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

One person’s LOL is another person’s WTF.

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits only.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Never let your friends feel lonely. Disturb them all the time.

That cool moment when I feel proud….when a girl asks “Are you on WhatsApp?

I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I speak my mind and I never mind what I speak.

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.