Funny single status for whatsapp facebook

Funny single status for whatsapp facebook

I’m not single I’m just waiting for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.

There are lots of variables in relationships and I’m not good at math.

Not all men are fool some stay single.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I saw your status as 'Single' let's change it ..

There is an untold sad story behind everyone’s status "SINGLE"

I’m not sure if it’s better to be alone but it’s probably safer.

Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

Too young for marriage, too old for games and too smart for players.

I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.

When I'm single all I see are happy couples :D

Single and too Socially Awkward to Mingle.

I’m not single, I’m just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek

is single and it will take some one very special to change it.

Wanted by many but taken by none.

Error 404: Girlfriend not found.

thinks being single is like having a McDonalds -I'm Lovin' It ..

I’m not single. I’m not taken. I’m simple on reserve for the one who deserves my heart.

I’m perfectly happy being single…Until I see a happy couple.

Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.

Wanted by many, taken by none. Looking at some, waiting for one.

Never take relationship advice from single friends...

Sometimes, I think that my smartphone’s battery lasts longer than my 2-minute relationships. It’s time to be single and recharge for a while.

Love is what you make of it. Me? I threw love away so that I can love myself.

I am not single, nor am I taken. I am in the waiting period: patiently waiting for something real to come along

There is never a reason to settle for less, so instead, I choose to be single.

People: I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me. Me: I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.

Single, married, dating all of these are just words. I am single, yet I have my eye on someone and won’t change my status until I know they’re the right one for me.

I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship, and I’m awkwardly sitting there like… I love my dog.

I am done with great love. I am back to great lovers.

has changed their relationship status from "single" to "staying single"

I am single ..yes. While a small technicality, my heart is taken by someone that I can’t call my own.

is SINGLE and loving every single moment of it...

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I know what I deserve in life, and I will never settle for less. That is my reason for being single

The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

When you're single, all you see are happy couples. When you're committed, all you see are happy singles.

I'm single but if you would like to change that like this status.

Not everyone who is single is lonely and not everyone who is in relationship feels love.

You need to get your own life first by being single before you can be happy in a shared life with someone else.

Every time I focus on someone, they show me why I'm better off single.

You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.

No, I'm just in a relationship with "FREEDOM"

I’m not a single man. I’m in a long-term relationship with action, adventure, and fun.

Watching a romantic movie and getting pissed off about your non existent love life.

Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to Single.. 

It’s better to love a girl you can’t have than have someone you can’t love.

I celebrated 16 Valentines all alone. I will survive another.

yes Facebook i know I'm single,but stop with the damn dating sites ads.

You’re going to have to be someone truly amazing if you want to change me being single.

I know why I am single: God is waiting to give me someone extra special.

1 Universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180497 islands, 85 seas, more than 7 billion people And I'm still single!

It will take a very special someone to get me to change my relationship status again.

My entire goal in life is to show other guys who are in relationships how amazing being single is.

Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend and I’m just like I love food.

A better you is what you need to focus on when you’re single. Finding a better you will attract a real love to you.

I am a single dollar, and I am not looking for any change.

I am too young to get married, and far too old to be playing childish games enjoying the single life.

Never knew being single and alone would take a huge toll on my life.

Finding yourself requires that you be single; away from the distractions of life

The people that are single are smart because they don’t have to worry about being hurt.

I explored the universe trying to find someone that deserves my love and compassion. I finally found the person that deserves it the most .. me

Being single is not time to be looking for love. Use that time to work on yourself and grow as an individual.

When you are single, everything in your house is yours.

Single” is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.

I’m not Single & Alone..I’m Independent & Available Until I find my Equal.

No one can tell me what to do, how to do it, or when to do it. I'm single, I can do what the hell I like now and it's great

I was single then I was married. And I found out that I am much happier being alone.

Forever doesn’t always go as planned. I have chosen to be single.

It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.

is single and you're gonna have to be down right AWESOME if you're gonna change it..

True love is something that’s hard to stumble upon nowadays..guess I’ll just have to wait for it to find me

I am single by choice not because I want to be alone

Don’t pity me, because I am single. Respect me, because I know my worth.

I don't consider myself.. 'SINGLE & ALONE' I consider myself ' Independent & Available'

I'm not single because I don't get offers; I'm single because I won't settle for less than I deserve.

Going home late at night, I can kick my feet up on the couch and enjoy the single life.

Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you’re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, “Do Not Disturb” on your heart.