funny quotes about being a single woman

funny quotes about being a single woman

I know why I am single woman. My parents in law were not able to have children.

Thank you for giving myself back to me, now I am free..

love is easy .But the Queen is Busy..

Yes I'm single and any guy who wants to change that is going to have to be pretty damn amazing..

Says the reason I'm single is cause you can't handle this girL..

Don't be a woman who needs a man..Be the woman a man needs..Because every woman is worth fighting for... But not every man is worth you..

I'm only single because out of all the men out there I just haven't met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.

Bad days where I stay up all night worried about him have finally passed. I am single and it is the best thing that has ever happened to me

Don't be a woman that needs a man. Be a woman a man needs.

Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.

Being a single woman is like going off to war.

A girl should be like a Butterfly… Pretty to see and hard to catch.

I do believe all the good men are all taken, married, live too far away or G@y

A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.

Without a doubt.. the worst part of being a single woman was having to take care of your own car.

Being single doesn’t mean you should just sit there and wait for prince charming. He is probably stuck in a tree somewhere.

Being single and alone is much better than being stuck in a relationship that sucks the life out of you.

Someone asked me what is your attitude…then I simply replied… being single is my attitude.

No matter how many times I say I don’t need a boyfriend, my heart still craves to love someone truly

I was fine before he came into my life, and I am even better now that he is gone. It’s the single life for me

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with  ourselves.

I’m not single because I don’t pray for love. I’m single because I don’t play around with love.

I almost thought that I wanted to be in a relationship again, and then I realized that I like my own company too much to be tied down to some idiot.

Don't choose the better guy. Choose the guy who makes you a better woman.

I recommend being single at least a few times in your life to clear your head of those stupid boys.

Why in the world would you stay with a man that treats you bad when you can be single instead.

Maybe some girls are not meant to be tamed. Maybe they are supposed to run wild until they find someone just as wild to run with..

The life that we live is not defined by a relationship status. I will wait for the right man to come into my life, but for now, I am going to enjoy this time being single

 

I may not be the girl that everyone wants, but at least I am not the girl that everyone’s had.

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.

I decide how I live and who I love. The choice is mine and no one gets to make my mind up. I decide and I choose.

When I see couples holding hands, I look away in envy and wonder when my prince will come along and save me

Just because you are single, doesn’t mean that you are not good looking. It only means that you haven’t found anyone as beautiful as you are.

You’re going to have to be someone truly amazing if you want to change me being single.

You can’t compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.

Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

The success of every single woman is the inspiration for another.

Being single is definitely better than being with the wrong person.

I’m only single because out of all the men out there I just haven’t met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.

Someone asked me,"Are you Single?” I said, NO, I am in a relationship with Freedom..

 A girl adding you to her WhatsApp is a modern sign of trust.

Being hurt is the reason that I choose to be single. When the right man comes my way, I will be with him, but until then, I am the only thing I am worried about

It’s not that I can’t stop being single, it’s that I haven’t found anyone that’s been up to the challenge.

Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart.

You can stand alone and prove your point, or you can stand next to a dumb idiot and let them prove the point for you. I would rather be single and alone..

Luckily, I am not sad or lonely. Otherwise, I would be searching for my one and only. And we know that idiot would be late.